How Kanye West Plotted His Marriage to a Porn Star?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in 2010, as Kim tapes her reality show

The artist that is Kanye west, is a futuristic thinker who uses strategy as a means of bringing his art form to life - hence, his 2010 Dark Fantasy album.

In his track titled "Hell Of A Life", the Hip Hop star opens his first verse with the words "I think I just fell in love with a porn star, turn the camera on she a born star."

And as we all know, Kim Kardashian's sex tape is still the highest selling porn video to date.
 
In his third verse Kanye says, "One day I’m gon' marry a porn star, We’ll have a big-ass crib and a long yard, We’ll have a mansion and some fly maids."

And as we all know KimYe, purchased an 11 million dollar mansion in Bel Air, California, with a long yard. Of course with an elaborate home - one would need maids, right?

The artisans metaphorical outtro was quite interesting though as he spoke these tantalizing words,
 

"I think I fell in love with a porn star
And got married in a bathroom
Honeymoon on the dance floor
And got divorced by the end of the night
That’s one hell of a life"

We interpret the latter to mean that Kanye had sex with Kim, in a club bathroom then partied it up on the dance floor like nothing happened, and parted ways when the night was over - hence, the "divorce" that he mentioned when the party ended.

Which leaves us wondering was the bathroom rump around, the first time that Kim and Kanye hooked up or was it simply one of many times? Lets not forget that in 2010, when this song was recorded Kanye, was just breaking up with then girlfriend Amber Rose, while Kim made a dash for NBA player, Kris Humphries. 

Amber Rose blasted Kim for being a "homewrecker", as it is said that Kim cheated on her boyfriend Reggie Bush with Kanye, and Kris Humphries sounded the alarm as he reported his now ex-wife, cheated on him with the Yeezus rapper as well.

So it's understandable why Kanye, appeared to be peeved at the fact that he didn't bag Kim a long time ago, but instead lost her to Kris Humphries, who ultimately married the signature "trophy wife."

Yeezy even rapped about his disgust on the track "Theraflu" with the lyrics, "and I'll admit I fell in love wit' Kim 'round the same time she had fell in love wit' him, well that's cool baby girl do ya thing, lucky I ain't have J drop him from the team."

And when Kris and Kim's relationship took a turn for the worse, Ye' found the perfect opportunity to fly in and snatch up his prize while making Kim, feel like the luckiest girl - since the world turned against her regarding her 72 day marriage.

The KimYe duo has been a hell raiser ever since with no signs of cooling down and it would seem that Kanye, is finally getting what he has wanted all along - marriage to a porn star, Ah Ha Honey!

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